Do not mix politics with business
Elon is starting to think he might have made a mistake meddling in American politics, but Trump still loves him
I was chatting with semi-President Musk the other day about the rampant vandalism on his Tesla dealerships - now destined for bankruptcy.
“Trump told me not to sweat it. He’s started dozens of businesses - all of which ended going tits-up.”
Donny told me, “It happens - honestly you get used to it. But I would put that trip to Mars on hold for awhile. Maybe one of your myriad of children can do that one day. But you’re fucked.
“Nobody with the skills required to do that won’t want anything to do with you. At least no American, but I have found that illegal immigrants will work for anybody.
“But you’re kind of screwed now. Everything you touch for the next little while is going to end in bankruptcy. But don’t sweat it. You’re rich - you’ll get through it.
“The first bankruptcy is heartbreaking. But you’ll get over it.
“Why don’t you try publishing Bibles? It’s a great business. And it’s not like any of our supporters actually read them much less follow Christianity. You don’t even need a proof reader. My bibles have entire books missing.
“I mean - just look at my supporters. Every single one of them are faux-Christian and semi-literate.
“They worship me - not God or Jesus. They never even bother to open any of my bibles much less read them.”
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