Does Mark Zuckerberg cut his own hair?
First time I saw him I thought he was a shoddily made robot
What’s the story with mega-rich cage fighter Mark Zuckerberg’s hair?
Does he sit down in the barber’s chair and ask for the ‘Moe Howard - only shorter’? Moe being Moe of Three Stooges fame.
Of course a haircut at a barbers would cost money - I think he cuts it himself.
Surely Priscilla wouldn’t do that to him. How embarrassed she must be when they go out as a couple.
Mark told me that he calls it the ‘Meta Cut’ but refused to tell me who does the cutting.
Perhaps he’s come up with an AI app that does the trimming. Come to think of it Mark does look like something that AI might generate.
One thing’s for sure - Elon won’t be able to pull Mark’s hair come cage match time. I have the feeling that all Musk will have to do is sit on Zuck and he’ll fold like a Tesla self-driving on a bumpy road before bursting into flames.
The Winklevoss twins are wanting a piece of the gate claiming that Mark would never have been as wealthy as he is if it weren’t for them.
Ergo - he would never have had this opportunity. They say that the gate receipts will enable them to buy more bitcoin which they are certain will make money obsolete.
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