There’s been a lot of press, rumors and speculation about Donald Trump Jr and his use of cocaine - which ‘many people are saying’ is resulting in his frequent, nonstop nonsensical rants on social media.
As I have yet to see MSM address this issue, I thought I’d go straight to Junior and his ex-wife to question them as to the legitimacy of these claims.
I first attempted to interview his ex-wife Vanessa, the mother of his five children. She told me in no uncertain terms that she did not want to talk about the ‘13 years of hell’ to which she had been subjected before she shooed me off her property, and called Animal Control.
My research revealed that Junior is only allowed visitation rights for three of his five children at any one time. The divorce decree stated that he was incapable of safely handling any more. And any visitation must be supervised by two child welfare workers, and only after Jr subjects to a drug screening.
Not much that we didn’t already suspect. Next I was off to visit Junior.
He opened the front door after my first meow and scratch, even though it was midnite.
He looked at me and yelled, “Hey Kimmie, that talking cat is back. He’s asking about cocaine, do we have enough to sell?”
No response.
“She must still be sleeping. We’re night people. I just got up myself.”
I explained that I was not looking to buy cocaine but had wanted to discuss the rumors of his cocaine abuse.
“I’ll admit that I tried it once. I didn’t like it. And it caused me to leave my wife and kids. It’s bad stuff. I told the guy who had sold it to me and he understood.”
“He then recommended that I try something else. He sold me some medicine called a “Speedball”. Incredible stuff. Heavy thoughts and deep concentration. And a great aid to public speaking.”
“I hope this puts an end to these cocaine rumors.”
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