DOT warning - stay clear of Cybertrucks

"Stay a minimum of 1000 yards from any Cybertruck - being driven or parked" DOT

President Musk has recalled 46,000 exploding Cybertrucks, as the cheap glue used to piece together this hideous looking ‘vehicle’ fails and endangers the lives of anyone within a mile.

It is recommended that should you find yourself near one of these moving bombs, turn around - whether you are driving or out for a nice walk.

Emergency rooms are filled to capacity with victims of Musk’s idiocy.

I spoke with with the head of the Trusk DOT, a 16 year old Grade 10 student who asked that his name not be used.

“You know Tom, all through school we have been used glue for every project we have undertaken. We’ve never had a problem. Granted, we were only dealing with construction paper projects and had a pretty good idea of how well glue would hold up in metal projects.

“We knew glue was not the answer for anything involving metal. Especially vehicles. I don’t need this grief, especially given the $10 an hour that the Musk is paying us.

“I would have been better off packing groceries at a supermarket.”

I asked co-President Musk about this danger on our streets.

His reply, “Shit happens.”

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