Dysfunction in the House - anyone surprised?
House going on eleven months of doing nothing but yelling - Gym Jordan's forte
I’m just a Canadian cat, but it has not escaped my attention that the US House of Representatives has basically done nothing in the almost eleven months the GQP has held the gavel. I realize that is business as usual for the likes of Gaetz and Jordan.
Truthfully, it seems to me that they really did not want the job.
Gym Jordan, Matt Gaetz, MTG, Lauren Boebert et al seem to be much happier sitting in the minority, making noise, going on road trips and shit disturbing.
“There’s much more time for fucking with the narrative when we’re not obliged to be doing the nation’s business. You know, what we are being paid for. Even if we shut down the government. We call it a well-deserved break, ” MTG told me.
I next sought out the hapless, half-dressed Gym Jordan and asked about his most recent shit show.
“Well Tom, some of the constituents in my wildly gerrymandered district are getting a little disappointed in my unproductive 18 year tenure. Some of them are making noise about selecting a new Rep next time around.
“I cannot let that happen. This may surprise you, but I have absolutely no marketable skills other than yelling loudly and attention seeking.
“But I’ve had President Trump tutoring me and I feel I’m getting very proficient at it. I’ll never be as good a him though and I’ve made my peace with that.
“But if I should get voted out next time, my only prospect is becoming a carnival barker.
“I’ve got some 18 years experience.”
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