The SpaceX rocket disaster of last week has GOP leaders abuzz about the possibility of Elon Musk seizing power as a leader in the GOP.
“He’s out-Trumping TFG with each new disaster. And he has the added benefit of actually having money and not facing a multitude of felony charges. And as far as we know, he has paid no hush money for raw dogging any porn stars. And with his wealth, he will have no need to grift.
“Our polling indicates that the Republicans seem to love him. And with Elon allowing Twitter suspended MAGATs back on the social media site, he’ll be immensely popular with the base. A leader with just enough baggage - but never indicted. He’s a Republican wet dream. Just asinine enough.
“And unlike DeSantis, he has no ideas that would prove distasteful. His wild fleets of fancy - well, the membership will love him.
“But best of all - with Elon at the helm, we get rid of Trump and DeSantis.”
Asked about the fact that he was not born in the US, precluding him from running for president, an unnamed GOP spokesperson laughed and remarked, “You forget we own most of SCOTUS, they do what we tell them or we cut off their benefactor ‘dear family friends’.”
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