Enough with the rice already

Nick finally gets it

It’s tasteless and I’m sick of it.

I wanted Nick to know in no uncertain terms, so I started to leave the rice in my bowl. He didn’t get it. So I started to fling it all over - it essentially became a cat toy.

Why do human-types think that cats would like rice? We need protein. Animal protein. If you don’t believe me look it up or ask your vet.

Canned cat food is no better - who the hell knows what’s in canned cat food. I looked at a label on a can of cat food, and was horrified to see ‘animal by-products’ in the list of ingredients. I shudder to think what an animal by-product might be.

I showed my disdain for the rice by scattering it all over the floor and in his bed.

I realize that feral cats would probably eat and enjoy it. Why doesn’t he take it outside and spread it around our neighborhood for the ferals? Two-legged animals are so stupid. They feed us crap and expect us to be grateful.

If they think rice is so great, why don’t they ever finish it when they have to eat it.

Personally, I’d rather eat a pencil - probably more nutritious.

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