by Tom the pissed off cat (CatNewsNetwork)
Vanity Fair scribe Bess Levin awarded Eric the title of ‘Dumbest Trump Alive’ in her piece this morning. I do not think anyone, right wing or left, would dispute that.
Although Ivanka did marry Jughead Kushner, that’s got to count for something, and she does not know the difference between libertarian and liberal, Eric is definitely the winner. Ivanka is a close second place I’d say.
Back to Eric. Look at the above photo.
Check out the look in his eyes. We had a dog with that look. We had to have it put down. It was the most humane thing we could do.
He was constantly chasing any moving vehicle that happened by. Exactly the way Eric chases down and disputes any bad press about TFG. The dog seemed to think the rotation of tires was something evil, to be hunted and stopped. The same way Eric whines about every bit of news about his dad.
After the vehicle had passed, the dog would return with his head held high, as if he were a hero. We knew he would be hit one day. We hated to euthanize him, but it was kinder than the alternative.
Watching poor, simple Eric defend his equally stupid father puts me in mind of that dog.
Or of Don Quixote tilting at windmills.
Eric does not seem to get any acknowledgment for his misguided allegiance. But I’m sure DJT Senior’s teenage girl chasing buddy, Prince Andrew could work out a knighthood for Eric if his dad asked. But I understand Andy is a little busy these days with some legal matters concerning young girls.
What is it with these right-wing men?
They’d fuck mud if they thought there were a snake in it. Not sure who said that originally - Robin Williams, Lenny Bruce?
Let me know, if you know.