Eric Trump - "FBI seized docs dad couldn't sell"
"Pretty much useless to anyone - all the good stuff was sold or traded away by February 16th."
“I really appreciated the FBI’s visit.”
“Dad wanted us to clean up all the stuff that he couldn’t sell. The FBI saved me and Junior a lot of work. Not that Junior would have been much help. The guy is barely functional these days. He’s useless. And he's addicted to pool. It’s all he ever talks about - pool, everything is eight ball this and eight ball that,” Eric Trump explained to me.
“Anyway, we’ve still got lots of stuff hidden at Bedminster and other places. I’m not positive, but I think we buried an awful lot it inside and under mom’s coffin. Truthfully, I’m not sure she’s even in the coffin.”
“By the way, dad says he had every right to take those documents. He said that Obama built a library to house all the stuff he took. All presidents do it.”
“Except for that do-gooder Jimmy Carter. The day he left the White House he started building houses for poor people. Dad says he’s a real loser.”
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