Eric Trump shocked to hear that he is the head of Trump Org.

"I don't understand."

I read a news article this week that surprised me. And apparently it startled Eric Trump as well. In all fairness it does not take much to startle poor Eric. Sunrise surprises him every single day.

The article said that TFG had named Eric as the head of Trump Org.

I asked Eric about the article.

“You know cat, I am surprised, to tell you the truth. He hardly ever talks to me. In an article I read this week he called me and my brother idiots. He seems to avoid me. You know, I’ve only been to Mar-a-Lago once. And that was just to drop off my donation for his campaign as well as $125,000 in cash. A guy from New Jersey named Guido had ordered me to take the money and give it to ‘The Boss’.

“At first I thought it was a donation to one of Bruce Springsteen’s charities. It took me a few hours to figure out that Guido intended the money to go to my dad. So I went to Mar-a-lago to give him my donation and Guido’s cash.

“At first dad wasn’t going to let me in, but I told him I had money for him. I got onto the grounds where Matt Gaetz and MTG met me at the gate and took the money before ordering me off the grounds. They sicced a Doberman on me to make sure I left.

“If I am really running Trump Org, I think I’m going to buy myself an electric train set. It’ll really help me kill time during these long, boring days while we wait out all the court cases surrounding dad. Not that I care anymore.

“I’ve got enough to do just babysitting my kids and supporting Lara. I don’t need to be involved in yet another failing campaign.

“All that takes up most of my time. Any spare time I do have is spent visiting Junior and Kimmy in the overdose ward and dragging them to Cocaine Anonymous meetings.

“And I’ve got my own kids to look after. Something both of my close friends call a disaster waiting to happen.”

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