Felines are ready for what's coming
"We are adamant about dislodging Trump from the POTUS position"
Another attempt on Trump’s life by an assassin who the Secret Service bodyguards let wander around until he found a good perch.
Bullets aren’t going to do it.
What is needed is a sneak attack by an elite group of felines who have been training for this since Richard Milhous Nixon darkened the halls of the White House.
After that debacle and the ensuing shitshow Cmdr. Fluffy Pussy vowed, “Never again will we allow such a creature in the White House. A plague of rodents are better suited to take the reins of the country.
“And with Trump and his bestie Elon Musk preparing to take the reins from President Biden we are not taking another chance.
“If you two-legs are too cowardly to do anything about the coming shitshow - let us felines take the reins - claws and teeth can do more permanent damage than all the speeches in the world.”
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So true!
Gotta love them!