A Florida man of indeterminate age has been arrested for loitering near a private all-girl middle school.
Concerned vice-principal, Edna Bethune reported that the man appeared to be “drunk or something” and had been hanging around the front gate at dismissal time every day for a week.
“Just like clockwork. Every day at dismissal he shows up and leers at the girls as they leave school.”
When questioned by a police officer and asked to explain his presence, Florida man replied that he was checking out prospective employees and inspecting his inventory.
He was then arrested and thrown in the back of a police van as he screamed, “Do you know who I am? Do you know who my father is? I’ll be out in an hour. I’m a congressman.”
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