Florida - masturbation to be declared illegal
Matt Gaetz "Outrageous! School holidays are impossible to get thru without spanking the monkey. All the girls are with their parents."
DeSantis is running for President. Count on it.
Anti-abortion, anti-women actions, and anti-education legislation from Florida Governor Ron DeSantis have signaled his pending presidential run.
Polls indicate that this messaging has driven many voters away and DeSantis knows this. Now, in an attempt to gain back some ground, the governor, today at 11:00 AM, introduced legislation to make masturbation a felony and maybe even up the number of men and women he has disgusted.”
“I’m really hoping this buys back some of the female vote and helps me, in my as yet unannounced, presidential run.”
I had a chance to talk to the governor and ask him ‘what the fuck?’.
Now I’m just a cat, but it seems to me that he’s just pissing off everyone - with the exception of his target demo - wealthy, aging, impotent christian white men (i.e.Republicans).
Being a cat I am perpetually curious, often to my detriment, so I confronted him.
“Well cat, you gotta go where the money is. I think I’ve pissed off sufficient numbers of the general public. And let them be pissed and spout off on Twitter and whatever social media site they patronize.
“We all know that is as far as they take it. Let’s face it - they’re loud and mad as hell but they can’t be bothered to leave the comfort of their computers and phones to get their lazy asses down to the polls on election day.
“And the GOP is doing a fine job of limiting and hiding polling places. Ludicrous ID requirements and restrictive voting rules as well as the threat of legal action ensures a limited number of citizens showing up on election day. Most people will play it safe, stay home and watch it on Fox.
“Voting has become a spectator sport in the land of the free and the home of the brave.”
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