Fresh air is now a precious commodity - only available to the 1%

"Breathable air - I really wish I could afford it." - TFG

I read a couple of articles today that reminded me that you two-loggers have fucked up this planet so bad that breathable air is now a luxury commodity.

The Guardian and The New Republic (TNR) both ran articles saying that the right to safe breathable air is now restricted, solely the privilege of the one percent.

I stopped by for a chat with TFG to get his thoughts on this newest ‘right’ of the privileged. He hadn’t read the article - Donnie doesn’t/can’t read. He’s functionally illiterate something of which we are all too aware.

I showed him the articles and watched as he struggled to read them using his index finger to sound out the words, just like a five year old learning to read.

It was evident that if I didn’t read it to him, I would be stuck with TFG for a long time and that is something I cannot abide. We felines are an impatient lot. Also - there were a number of polysyllabic words and I had to explain every single one to him.

As usual with these types of conversations with the orange lump, he managed to make to make it all about himself.

“Damnit Tom, I need to get me some of this one percent air. I need this for my residence at Mar-a-Lardo.”

I mentioned that he owed an awful lot of money to various institutions and asked if he could actually afford breathable air.

“Oh Tom, you’ve known me for a long time, surely you can’t think that I don’t have alternate sources of money available to me.

“I have friends all over the world and with me about to regain my position of POTUS, I will have access to the Federal Treasury. I’ll be okay, don’t you worry.

“Once my SCOTUS gets involved, this whole persecution shit show will disappear. And now that I’ve endeared myself to the Negro voters with my gold sneakers and mugshot - which every colored person is carrying, winning the 2024 election is in the bag.

“I even have a plan to make sure this doesn’t happen again. As soon as I’m re-elected, I’m going to pardon myself and declare that I am President for Life. A little trick I picked up from Putin and Kim Jong-Un. And I hear Modi is planning the same thing in India.”

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