FROM THE UK - Loathsome Nigel Farage is returning to politics to fuck with the Tories
Larry the No 10 Cat is hissing and growling mad
“His first big exposure to the UK public was to promote Brexit. A shite show that has been a fecking disaster from then until now,” Larry the Number 10 Cat told me during our weekly Zoom meeting.
We were discussing the news that Farage has expressed a desire to return to politics and fuck with the Tories - who are currently in a tough enough spot.
One of the world’s most hated men, Nigel Farage - voted the “World’s Most Punchable” face six years running - is now making noises about returning to politics - abandoning his failing sham of a media career on some free-to-air network that few Brits bother to watch or have even heard of.
I firmly believe, and Larry agrees, Farage craves and misses the spotlight - good or bad press - he doesn’t care. He clearly doesn’t give a fuck about the well-being of the citizens of the UK or the country’s fiscal well-being.
Larry continued his tirade, “I’m positive Nigel’s repulsive behavior has something to do with his tiny dick and a mother who did not want him.
“He craves attention - good or bad. A narcissist, repulsed, sickened and hated by anyone unfortunate enough to cross paths with him. He is the UK version of Donald J Trump. But he is admittedly smarter than the semi-literate Trump.
“You know Tom, if you do some research into Nigel you will not find any significant accomplishments or a single thing he has done for our country.
“He’s just like Trump. And I see he is planning to run for president again - he’s just like Farage - a raging case of Gonorrhea that will not go away.”
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