Getting shit-canned does not seem to have harmed Liz Truss at all
“I am making more money now than I ever have. I should have done this years ago."
Larry the No 10 Cat often takes time out from his campaigning for the office of British PM to chat with me.
He tells me that “one needn’t shed a tear for Liz Truss”.
As you may recall, Liz had an extremely short tenure as British PM a little while back. You can be forgiven for having no memory of this - it was brief.
The common view was that a head of lettuce lasted longer and stayed fresher than Liz in her stint as Tory PM before being tossed aside just as the head of lettuce would be after it showed signs of rotting.
Liz was already rotting when she took office so maybe the lettuce had a bit of an advantage.
Speaking with Larry yesterday I was astounded to discover that ‘Lettuce Liz’ Truss, dumped as PM for incompetence after following guidance from unscrupulous Tory MPs, is sitting on top of the world these days.
Liz has commented on her downfall saying, “I am making more money now than I ever have. I should have done this years ago."
Several UK news sources tell us that the hapless MP is now earning exorbitant speaking fees as she tours making speeches while neglecting her duties as an MP. She remains a sitting MP.
For a brilliant take on Liz’s fortunes see Normal Island News by Laura K right here on substack.
From Tom - Ivana’s grave should be dug up.
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