Giuliani not worried about going broke even if Trump refuses to help him
Rudy tells me he is not worried about going broke - contrary to recent news.
“Freaking ‘PissStain’ Trump won’t give me cash, well there’s more than one way to skin a cat.”
I bristled at this comment by America’s Mayor, Rudy Giuliani as he expressed his anger with his former bestie Donald Trump.
He went on to tell me of how he plans to get some ‘quick cash’ to pay his past due rent and various other bills.
“I’m out of shoe polish and can’t dye my hair, my rent at the uptown Manhattan shelter is way past due, and I haven’t had a decent meal in weeks. I may have to move to a shelter in the Bronx, and that scares the shit out of me.
“But I have a plan. I’ve got a whole shitload of evidence against that skinflint Trump. I’ve been collecting and saving it for years. I hitch-hiked down to Floriduh to ask him for a few bucks. He wouldn’t even let me on the grounds of Mar-a-lardo.
“I gave him hundreds of thousands of dollars when I still had money. He promised he’d take care of me when he was president again. Now that’s an event that has about much chance of happening as JFK being reincarnated.
“So I am going to sell all my Trump info to the DOJ. I’m sure they’ll pony up some cash. Big cash.”
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