GOP calls home schooling a 'cure for mass shootings'
"Home schooling will stop these mass shootings."
"Home schooling will stop the mass shootings at school. We have to stop allowing schools to be targets.” - random GOP House Rep who asked not to be named.
After three days of following him around, Gym Jordan finally spoke with me after the latest school shooting in - I’m sorry - I can’t remember where this latest weekly tragedy occurred - somewhere down south.
Mass shootings have become so commonplace, you have barely finished your thoughts and prayers from the last one and another happens.
And of course, the GOP is always there with their song and dance.
I asked Gym Jordan about these tragedies and MAGAt finger pointing.
Gym explained, “You see Tom - I’m going to be honest with you - you’ll have to bear with me - truth and honesty are very foreign to MAGAt Trumpers.
“We get a shit pile of money from the gun lobby - and so we are forced to find a plausible scapegoat. We need that money. I need this job. I am not equipped to do anything else. I’m forbidden by law to teach. And no one wants to watch an old man wrestle.
“Fortunately my supporters are an illiterate bunch and those who can read tend to follow some really fucked up news sources. Anyway, this last one, we caught a break. The shooter was a transgender. Easy target and we could shift focus from the obvious to the sexual deviant world that terrifies us.
“MAGAts love to bash transgenders, gays, lesbians - all the sexual deviants. Anyway, we’ve come up with an easy solution.
“The problem is schools. If there were no schools - bingo. Nowhere to shoot kids. I’m sure parents would be more than happy to spend all their time, every single day, with their kids.
“They did it already during COVID, except for the ones that force fed their kids bleach to wash down the hydroxychloroquine before the kids left their homes for the day to go to a school that was closed. Those kids didn’t last long.
“And that’s sad - thoughts and prayers.”
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