GOP lobby group wants to have "I don't recall" replace the Fifth Amendment wording
To be named the 'MTG Peach Tree amendment to the amendment'
Anticipating a very busy and thorough post-summer investigation season, the GOP brain trust has engaged a group of lawyers known as the Peach Tree Law Group from Atlanta to represent their efforts to amend the wording of the fifth amendment.
Marjorie Trailer Greene greeted the news enthusiastically stating, “I’m not really sure what they are actually going to do but I’m glad they’re with us. I hear they are very competent and hopefully soon we will be able to do away with the old fashioned ‘I decline to answer the question as answering may tend to incriminate me’. Come on now, when you say something like that it is the same as admitting that you are guilty.”
Rumor has it that the group will also represent the Republican effort to arm every high school student in the United States.