GOP plans on running Joe McCarthy for POTUS in 2024
"The majority of our supporters and our candidates are living in the '50s and 60's anyway. Being physically dead is no more disqualifying than being brain dead. Just look at MTG and Boebert."
Today Mitch McConnell announced plans to nominate deceased and disgraced historical figure Joe McCarthy to run as the GOP presidential candidate in 2024.
"The majority of our supporters and our candidates are living in the '50s and 60's anyway. Being physically dead is no more disqualifying than being brain dead. Just look at MTG and Boebert. He’ll be a great fit with our assortment of brain dead and illiterate candidates and GQP supporters.”
“You don’t think our assortment of short bus people are actually aware of who he was, do you? Or are even cognizant of the fact that he’s dead? For fuck sake, they are still waiting for John Kennedy Jr to save them.”
"Let's face it - the majority of our supporters and our candidates are living in the '50s and 60's anyway. Being deceased is no worse than being brain dead and should not disqualify him. I mean - just look at MTG, Boebert, Hershel Walker, Dr. Oz, Matt ‘Pedo Pimp’ Gaetz', Gym ‘Do Nothing’ Jordan to name but a few."
Mitch went on to speak of a running mate for McCarthy, “Oh. that’s tough. I was thinking of a dead female prohibitionist but thought better of it - most GOP supporters are big drinkers and are usually chemically altered on some substance or other. Oxy was big for a bit but I hear they are huge fans of fentanyl these days. Elise Stefanik is still among the living but clearly brain dead. She’s my choice for VPOTUS.”
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