GOP Reps looking forward to starting part-time jobs
"After two years of a paid holiday it'll be nice to get back to some hardcore obstruction of government."
Jim Jordan told me the other day that he was very much looking forward to wasting taxpayer money full-time.
“It’ll be nice to return to obstructing full-time. Obstruction is what we do best. It’s our only skill. Matt Gaetz will be teaching a course in obstruction for the newbies and introducing them to some of his girls, employees of his full-time human trafficking business.”
“Oddly, his enterprise is still in full operation despite the fact that Matt’s business partner is doing time in prison for this illegal business. I gotta feeling that Matt’s daddy worked some of his magic - just as he has been doing for the entirety of Matt’s life.’
“I don’t think the newbies will require much in the way of training as most of them, like all GOP, got into politics because as Republican House Reps nothing much is required. Liz Cheney did some actual work in America’s interest recently and was dumped from the party. I must admit most of the reps seem pretty useless already and won’t require much instruction.”
“And of course we’ve got the whole Hunter Biden thing to tackle. Truthfully, the majority of our reps have no fucking idea what this is all about. But it beats doing anything of actual benefit for the country.”
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