GQP calls for Dr. Jill Biden's impeachment
"We're not overly bright, and don't really understand impeachment but Chuck Grassley gave us his approval."
Jumping on the ever-popular GOP impeachment bandwagon like it’s a cocaine fueled orgy, GQP House Reps MTG, Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz and spoiled man-child Madison Cawthorn have called for the impeachment of Dr. Jill Biden.
Cawthorn explained. “We got approval from Chuck Grassley. We woke him from his mid-morning nap yesterday and explained our idea. And as he was lapsing into his morning coma and closing the lid on his ‘napping coffin’, he smiled and gave us the white power sign. And Jim Jordan loves the idea. What more do we need?”
A relatively sober Matt Gaetz indicated that future plans also call for the impeachment of Hunter Biden and recently acquired Biden dog, Commander saying, “That ought to tie up the House until mid-terms.”
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