GQP House of Reps employs temp agency to aid in search for a Speaker
An Arkansas temp employment agency is sure it has someone to lead the House
The exhausting and frustrating quest to find a House Speaker who actually wants the job has forced the GQP to employ the services of a temp agency.
An unnamed GQP House Rep admitted that the party had given up on finding any one of its sitting members who were actually interested in the position and as a result have started looking outside of Republican House Reps.
“It has been an uphill battle, with many of our members anxious to be freed from the responsibility of showing up for work, preferring to be free of the shackles of the job they were elected to do by American taxpayers.
“The upcoming shutdown of the government hasn’t resulted in any sense of urgency. The reaction of the majority of them to the prospect of a shutdown has been - ‘I really don’t give a flying fuck. I still get paid.’
“Many of them are looking forward to taking a vacation after having to be in the House for much longer periods than that which they are accustomed.”
The party had a tough time to find an executive search company or even a temp agency that was willing to take on such a responsibility.
But after an exhausting nation-wide search finally employed the services of “Billy-Jim-Bob’s Jobs R Us” in Arkansas.
I spoke with Billy-Jim-Bob and he assured me that he could find a Speaker among the dozen or so of his clients who can read AND write.
“They’re not real good with spelling, writing or pronunciation but a few of them have their GED. I’m sure we’ll find someone who fit right in.”
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