GQP House of Reps not going to bother with vote on new leader

"We'll just draw a name out of a hat." Rep. Gym Jordan

GQP selecting new House Leader

The GQP rumor mill is spewing forth fact-adjacent rumors again.

Word has it that GQP House Leader Mike Johnson is not long for the MAGA world.

I came across Rep Gym Jordan as he was kicking a puppy out of TFG’s path when he confirmed to me that there is a movement afoot to give the old heave-ho to yet another leader.

“He’s treating the position as something meaningful, he’s so full of himself.

“He doesn’t realize that, after four votes, we chose him because many of us were late for Fox News and Breitbart interviews. Both of which are important sources of pseudo-news to most of our supporters.

“They are our bread and butter - many of our support comes from illiterate voters and it takes time for them to identify the names of the candidates we want them to vote for.

“Johnson doesn’t seem to realize that, and doesn’t recognize his position as Leader for what it is. Scapegoat.

“We aren’t even going to bother voting - it’s an embarrassing time-suck which ends up being meaningless.

“So we bought a red MAGA cap from the Trump Organization - while it still exists - and anyone can put their name in the cap.

“Then we will have the still-living Koch brother draw the name at a big party at the Koch owned old Epstein island, which I hear is about to be sold to Billy McFarland and Ja Rule to hold Fyre Festival II.

“Mr. Koch says he is insisting on cash up front from the felon McFarland.”

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