The GQP is promising more violence in America.
“If Mr. Trump is indicted, America had better be ready for armed conflict.”
These were the words of GQP spokesman, Billy-Joe Crudités of Arkansas.
A quick but incomplete survey of MAGAt senators appears to confirm the idea that the GQP are actually looking forward to January 6th Part II.
“I really want to break my January 6th speed record. I think I can cut a whole second off my time as I flee. I bought some new Nikes.” - Josh Hawley
Milquetoast senator Lindsey Graham has promised to ‘slap someone silly’ with the new lambskin duelling gloves he has purchased for the next insurrection explaining, “Mr. Trump has promised me that if I do good, I can ride in the golf cart next time he permits me to follow him around the golf course. I’m still not allowed to play, but he does permit me to open his Diet Coke and buy him things.”
We asked Biblical scholar Mario Rubio for a comment but he just babbled on in biblical verses. None of which were germane to the conversation.
Attempts to reach Ted Cruz were unsuccessful. We did manage to speak to family members who informed us that Cancun Cruz was ‘somewhere in Mexico’.
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Thought for today - a female born today has fewer human rights than her mother had at birth.