GQP shitting themselves over Kamala

Threatening more lawsuits from the American idiocy

“Well Tom, I’ll tell you truthfully, I’m a little concerned. I don’t speak the truth often but I went through six Depends in an hour after I heard the news. And numerous sanitary napkins for the scratch on my ear.

“This changes everything. My whole sham campaign is now down the shitter. No more Hunter’s laptop. No more Biden’s weak performance. No more Joe’s shakiness when answering questions.

“No more stuttering Joe that I can mock.

“Harris was a fucking prosecutor, I’m a fucking felon.

“No doubt the classified documents clusterfuck will resurface - I’m guessing Aileen Cannon is in for a rough ride now. And I still owe her a lot of money.

“The only thing left for me to do is question Kamala’s eligibility for run for POTUS. I’ll try anything at this point.

“And clearly selecting Vance as my running mate was a major mistake. I think I should’ve picked Sarah Palin.”

#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava

#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock