GQP still pissed off about the battle of the Alamo
Ted Cruz seizes upon new election strategy, advocates war with Mexico
“We’ll just call it retribution,” Ted Cruz said to me when we sat down to have nice chat about a pending war with Mexico over the Alamo.
Teddy-Boy is trying to stir up the GQP base prior to the 2024 election.
“We’ve pretty much run out of shit to throw at the Democrats this election cycle. Let’s face it - most of our grievances are sheer fictional nonsense that have been repeated so often as to have no audience and no relevance. But we do hate Mexicans. So much so that we spend millions shipping them to NYC. We’re still fighting over who is going to pay for this.
“Most of our supporters have the attention spans of canaries. But they love physical confrontations - to wit - January 6th. Something which Trump and his congregation can’t let go of.
“Trump makes up shit and we sling it hoping that the MSM picks it up. TFG’s idiocy is attracting a lot less press than it has in the past. We’ve begged him to find something new.
“But he continues to act like a junior high thug - making up nicknames for opponents and lying like a sidewalk.
“So we decided to dig a little deeper and go back in time to find more grievances that just might elevate us in the eyes of our target demographic.
“Expect a promise from the former President that we will revive the Battle of the Alamo if elected.
“We test marketed it in San Antonio and they loved the idea.”
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