GQP to convene their own January 6th hearing
"We really wanted to set the record straight and raise a little money."
Former President Donald J Trump and failed/disbarred lawyer Rudy Giuliani have announced that the GQP (formerly GOP) will be holding a hearing into the goings on of January 6th, 2021. The hearing will be separate and apart from the legitimate investigation currently underway.
Giuliani announced the formation of the committee saying, “We really did not like what we were hearing coming out of the official hearings. And we have a lot of time these days, and we have a lot of theories as to what occurred that day - alternate theories and facts, if you will. We would like to lay them out for our fans who seem to have cut back on donations. We have hired several failed politicians/fiction writers and they are hard at work creating a whole new scenario of that day.
“Roseanne Barr and Scott Baio have agreed to headline and we are trying to attract several Minions to fill out the dais. Kid Rock will be providing entertainment during the recesses. Current plans are to hold this event at Mar-A-Lardo. Tickets will run from $1500 to $5000.”