Group formerly known as "Ladies Who Lunch" change name to "Moms for Liberty"
“Yeah, a group of us were having lunch one day when Whitney thought it would do us some good to find something else to do for these five hours before we have to go home and oversee our cooking staff."
I popped by a gathering of Moms for Liberty at the Daughters of the American Revolution clubhouse the other day.
It took me a bit of time to find one of them sober and intelligent enough to form semi-coherent sentences. I finally found Becky-Lou White, a college grad, and asked about the origins of the group.
“Yeah, a group of us were having lunch one day when Whitney thought it would do us some good to find something else to do for these five hours before we have to go home and oversee our cooking staff.
“A lot of the gals wanted to continue to have our daily meetings at Victor’s Grill and Steakhouse, as the staff all know what our standard preferences are in the way of cuisine and libation.
“That’s when Kourtney suggested the DAR clubhouse. We approached them and they said they would be delighted to have us rent one of their dining rooms on a long term basis.”
I asked her what they get up to at these meetings and what they might have planned for the future.
“Oh we have a lot of fun. There’s lunch and drinks of course and then we proceed to discuss what is pissing us off on that particular day.
“Our next target is mathematics. This should not be taught to our children. Math is rife with sexual innuendo that should not be taught in schools.”
I’m a cat, I’m curious. I asked what the fuck.
“Well just look at it - it’s all there - learning how to multiply is clearly a sexual reference which will lead to teenage pregnancy.
“Addition will put thoughts of marriage into young minds and also lead to teen pregnancy.
“Subtraction equals abortion.
“And of course, division is a clear reference to divorce or a husband taking a lover - just like that skank Andrea who stole and married my ex-husband. They’re living in Beverly Hills now and just had a baby.
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