“That’s actually my high school grad dress. I never got a chance to wear it.”
I stopped by for a chat with Sarah Huckabee Sanders the other day to discuss some of her sartorial choices that the public has not been subjected to until now.
We’re used to her denim overall look - her doin’ chores style. Personally, I preferred the old look to this recent visual assault.
She explained, “You see Tom, back in my high school days it was expected that all us girls would be pregnant come graduation day. I had been trying all thru grade high school but sadly I had no takers.
“Now a few years later, all those clothes fit me just fine. I’ve filled in some. And pa bought me a husband - bingo - pregnancy. Between my diet and the birthin’ I grew some and it doesn’t look like the fat is going away anytime soon.
“Saved a fortune. And with all these public appearances as gubner - I have a whole wardrobe.”
I was curious where she had learned to speak cat.
“Well, you see Tom, I did not have any friends growing up, as you can imagine. So I would spend all my free time out in the barn with the kitties. It took a bit but before long I could understand their meows. I’ve been fluent in cat and pigeon since then.
“I find knowing a second language to be a real asset in politics.”
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Hilarious - thanks