Gym Jordan will go back to doing nothing
"I'm actually relieved that I lost. I didn't really want the speakership. It sounded like a lot of work."
Ohio GQP Republican, Gym Jordan confessed to me that he really did not want the speakership.
"I'm actually relieved Tom. I didn't want the speakership. It sounded like a lot of work. And that’s not why I got into government. You know I’ve done nothing of substance since becoming a rep. I have not brought a single piece of legislation before the House.
“After I was booted from the education industry I did my homework. I wanted a do-nothing job where I could spew nonsense uninterrupted, just like my job as a wrestling coach.
“And I wanted a job in a workplace where they have shower facilities. That was a must. I consulted Matt Gaetz and he told me that being a House rep was the best job in the world. He was a lawyer but really wanted a job where he did nothing but yell and hang out with like minded people.
“So for me, my defeat was a godsend. I really hate to disappoint Mr. Trump. He endorsed me you know. I wasn’t really happy about that.”
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