Halloween - a big weekend for cats
Greetings - I’m taking this weekend off.
I’m just a cat and this is the biggest weekend of the year for us.
Not unlike your Christmas, Diwali, Ramadan, Kwanza, etc. Sorry if I missed anybody. I know for a fact I missed a few holidays from the Indian subcontinent, and I apologize.
Speaking of holidays, I hear MAGAts will be celebrating January 6th as a statutory MAGAt holiday - called Incarceration Day. I imagine that it will be replacing Christmas for all Spanky fans. I’ve heard that celebratory plans include sitting around a fire while consuming copious amounts of alcohol and illicit drugs. An eight ball or two of cocaine for Traitor Tot Junior and his skank. After which they will do a little target practice, eat a bunch of tacos and storm random government buildings.
Now, unlike two-leg holidays, cats don’t bother with family, as we have no idea where they are. Never knew who my father was, and my mom was run over when I was just a kitten. Cats tend to fight like banshees if we do get together. My siblings were all adopted or went feral.
A lot of us prefer the feral lifestyle for the live food and carefree sex. You can just think of those as hippy-cats. I think that’s where the words hip-cat and hep-cat came from. I may be mistaken - I’m just a cat.
Anyway, my plans include sleeping until I’m hungry and then eating until I’m sleepy. Pretty much like any other day for a domestic cat. Nick feeds me so there is no hunting involved.
And Nick and I like to watch Nicole Kidman movies at this time of the year, specifically ‘Practical Magic’ and ‘Bewitched’. And we can’t forget the ‘Cat From Outer Space’. I like to pretend that he’s my father. Snacking food includes lobster, crab, halibut, shrimp and pizza.
Enjoy the Halloween weekend and we’ll see you next week. I’m off to watch Nicole.
I need a slice of shrimp and mushroom pizza.