Henny Penny journalism always runs rampant pre-election
The sky is not falling. Ignore the doomsaying. Just wait until the votes are counted.
I have stopped following midterm US political coverage until after the votes are counted and the results are official.
The “polls” and political pundits are driving me up the wall. And I’m a cat, so climbing a wall is easily accomplished.
I can’t recall a recent election of any sort where the MSM accurately predicted anything. I’m munching on Nick’s Xanax as if they’re fresh shrimp. I can’t go on like this.
But I can’t live without politics in my life - so I’ll spend the next few days laughing my tail off at the Tory shit show and rotating leadership in the UK.
I speak to Larry the No 10 cat daily and his stories have me in stitches.
From what Larry tells me, the Tory scene over there is tantamount to rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
According to Larry, they have pretty much run out of anything resembling a leader and are seriously considering bringing BoJo back. That may be a tougher task than they expect.
After his ‘service was no longer required’, and they shooed him off the property, he headed straight for the beach and seems to have settled in there quite nicely.
I asked Larry what would bring him back.
“Cash, booze and a heartfelt apology. And relegating Suella Braverman to the backbenches.”
The Tories just may have to call a General Election. The good people of old Blighty are not going to put up with this nonsense much longer.
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