Her first act as a resident of No. 10 - Liz Truss attempts to bathe Larry the Cat
Three hours in A&E and 64 stitches later she returns to No. 10
“I felt so bad for him, I thought I would give him a nice warm bath to clean some of the filth of the BoJo years off the poor little guy.
“He deserves some pampering. Thank goodness for Larry. Otherwise this place would have been overrun by every species of rodentia known to man. He could’ve probably used a mate to help him.
“I don’t even want to talk about what I found in the BoJo fridge. Anyway, I remember filling the tub and carefully lifting and placing the moggy into the nice warm water. After that everything is a blur.”
We wanted Larry’s side of the story and managed to reach him campaigning in east London.
Larry on the campaign trail is a sight to behold.
Throngs of people were clamoring for his attention, and several of Fleet Street’s finest trailed him taking notes and snapping photos as he went door to door.
Asked about the damage to Truss’ face, he snapped, “That posh bitch tried to drown me. She knows that I will be all but impossible to beat in the next Federal Election and she’s scared. I’m the only decent candidate she faces.
“And you know what? I’m becoming more and more convinced that the Tory powers that be simply installed her for the single purpose of getting rid of her. Remember Theresa May- way out of her depth, as is “Posh Liz”. She’s a posh pain in the arse and offers little to the everyday citizens of the UK. As far as I can see - she’s simply a female member of the ‘Old Boy Club’. I suspect she has a wang.
“ I predict she’ll be gone before Christmas and we’ll be in the middle of a general election before Easter.
“I’ll be ready.”
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