Herds of muskoxen are demanding a name change
"It's just too embarrassing."
Herds of muskox are pleading for the powers that be to change their name.
“It’s just too fucking embarrassing for us. To have out names associated with the human moron who delights in playing around with a toy chainsaw.
“Everything this clown does, he does for attention. It’s embarrassing. We demand that you change our species name to something a little more noble.
“We are noble creatures and to be associated with Trump’s clown is untenable. I was hoping he would change his name but that would fuck up his dozens of children. We demand that you change our name.
“It would be better if Elon changed his name but it would take forever for him to track down his myriad of children. And truthfully I think all his families like having the Musk moniker. Apparently it gives them a certain gravitas among their small group of friends.
“We’ve also heard that that his wives are reverting to their maiden names. Apparently, when they are out in public the public is shunning them and forbidding them from entering their businesses and places of worship.”
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Don’t blame them!
I don’t blame them.