Herschel Walker bound and gagged in hotel room by GOP exec
Who's better - Batman or Superman?
“We just couldn’t take another minute of it. He doesn’t shut up. And it’s all total gibberish.”
We were speaking with Herschel’s ‘babysitters’ - assigned by GOP exec to keep the Texas resident out of sight and out of earshot of anyone until after the last vote in the Georgia Senate runoff is cast.
Walker is currently sequestered in an unknown location with no access to internet or telecommunication device of any sort. Not even pen and paper.
“We’re not sure if he is literate but we are not taking any chances. We caught him drawing pictures of vampires and werewolves on the hotel stationery. So - no writing utensils of any kind are allowed in the room.”
“We hated to gag him like that but he just blithered on and on. He would not shut up. The final straw came when he tried to start a debate with his guards as to who was more powerful - Batman or Superman.”
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