Herschel Walker relieved by loss
"Thank God I lost. A six year term? That's almost as long as high school."
“They never told me that the job lasts six years. I’ve really gotta thank Rev. Warnock for defeating me. And I’d like to thank his supporters as well, even if a lot of them didn’t bother to vote. I dodged the bullet there.”
Walker went on to say that Trump had never explained the details of the job when he recruited him.
“He just told me that the money flowed like water and so do the ‘broads’. He even offered me his wife or daughter for $100 an hour. But he never said a word about a six-year-term. Six years. That’s almost as long as I spent in high school. Truthfully, I don’t think Mr. Trump knows how long a term a Senator serves.
“And all the child support I still owe in the State of Georgia! That’s why I’ve been living in Texas. Texans don't treat their women folk the way they treat men. Women have few rights. They are pretty much on their own and have no rights to speak of. It’s been that way since Governor Ann Richards left - God rest her soul.”
“I’ve got to get out of Georgia soon, I’ve got sheriffs and women’s lawyers following me everywhere. I have to change hotels every day. It’s creepy - and try to explain why they’re following you when you’re hitting on some broad in a bar, forget about it. And the women here insist you wear a condom. What year do they think it is? Crazy.”
“A few women I have no memory of have tracked me down and insisted I visit with my kids. Now why the hell would I want to do that? I think it’s just a trap. Guaranteed I’ll get served if I go visit.”
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Feline fans…
Please buy me a coffee every once in awhile - $3. Nick is threatening to hire me out as breeding stock and as nice as that sounds - what if no female felines want me? I could not live with the shame of being a failed pussy prostitute.
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