House GQP have given up doing anything for the American taxpayer
Their current obsession is the Bidens - not something they are actually paid to do. But it pleases their supporters.
“Oh fuck our constituents. Most of them are GOP and haven’t got a clue what we’re doing or what we are actually being paid to do.” - Lauren Boebert
I approached a women sporting a rude tattoo with an arrow pointing to her woman parts, and asked her if she understood the function of the House.
“Come to think of it - we have members who really don’t know what function the House serves. You expect me to know? That bitch with the three names for instance. And the gun girl who used to own a bar. She finds this job (House rep) to be more to her liking. She does nothing but vote against everything and fight with Three Names. It’s entertaining. And if Fox News has taught us anything - it’s all about the entertainment.”
Comment from a GQP supporter - Gertrude Paddy, who asked not to be named.
Which got me to wondering - what type of people are these? And more to the point, what type of person would even consider voting for them?
I asked Mortimer Claude-Benson, a stout Georgia GQP supporter.
“Oh Lauren persevered and got her GED - okay it took a bit of time and a number of attempts but she shows she’s got staying power.
“And Three Names she was on the verge of divorce and realised she needed a job she was qualified for. So she ran and won. Shows determination to make money without much effort. And forward thinking. An attribute we like in our reps.”
I pressed Mortimer on how these attributes would serve them in public office.
“Well, seriously Tom, I have no idea. I quit school in Grade 6 when I turned 18, and I really don’t understand any of this. But Marjorie smiled at me during one of her rallies with Gaetz. Women don’t usually smile at me, I was a virgin up until that smile. That means something to us incels.
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