House of Reps Janitorial Staff Putting Their Names In Hat for GQP Leader
"We're here EVERY day, cleaning shit up. That's far more than the Reps accomplish."
As I mentioned yesterday, the GQP have changed the protocol for selecting a House Leader - it’s now a simple matter of choosing a name from a hat.
They have simplified the process, hopefully ending the two year embarrassing machinations of selecting a leader.
I spoke with Matt Gaetz, “No one knows more about self embarrassment than me, with the possible exception of Gym Jordan, MTG and “Loose” Lauren Boebert. But this has got to stop. I’ll be so glad when I’m Governor of Florida - only a short time left in this shit particular shit show.
“Now I’m just as lazy, and happy to do fuck all as any GQP, but this is too much - even for me.
“And now more embarrassment as we hear that the custodial and maintenance workers, who keep the House chambers clean and running efficiently, are putting their names in the hat that will be used to select our next leader.
“With the election on us, and having passed a measly twenty-something pieces of legislation, the pressure is on to actually do something with the little time left.”
I had wanted to speak with Gym Jordan but was told that he busy in the men’s shower and that he usually spent most of the day in there.
MTG was busy in the metal shop building something to do with pipes.
And although it was only 10 AM, Boebert was at a nightclub where she apparently had spent the night.
I tracked down one of the maintenance and custodial staff and asked why they felt they would give the American people a competent House leader.
“Well Tom, we are here every day - seven days a week, twenty-four hours a day. We know what’s going on - we know what priority legislation has to be dealt with and we understand the need for actual legislation that will benefit Americans.
“We don’t give a flying fuck about Hunter Biden, a private citizen who has been thru the judicial system and paid his fines. We don’t waste time talking about President Biden’s age. Nor do we feel we have to defend the age of one of the most competent Presidents we’ve seen since President Obama. BTW - Trump is only a couple of years younger than Joe.
“And neither Biden nor Obama are under indictment. And they don’t demand fealty under threat of duress and name-calling.
“As well we won’t take frequent trips to the border for a little break, we will do actual work and make sure the House Reps do as well.
“I cannot for the life of me figure out what these trips to the border accomplish - except waste taxpayer’s money.”
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