Washington DC (CNN - Cat News Network)
Devin Nunes has announced his retirement as a California House rep to take the helm of Donald Trump’s start-up social network, TRUTH Social. A network built from open-source software, nothing special, contrary to Trump’s bloviating and lying.
As CEO of a Trump enterprise Devin’s duties will mostly consist of court appearances and of course, the inevitable filing for bankruptcy and all that involves.
It only makes sense that Spanky would summon the fake farmer and his favorite lapdog. Nunes has been running errands for Spanky for years.
“Mr. Trump told me that there was s a good chance that I might even get paid something. I might. I don't really do anything as a Rep anyway - never have. I used to run errands for Mr. Trump but there no more errands to run. I miss those days. Those midnight runs. Even less to do now that he’s gone, and it makes for very long days.
“Ask Jim Jordan. Being a full time, loud pain in the ass gets boring.”