How do you catch a rodent with a noisy human tailing you thru the night?
Night time is for felines and RFK Jr pursuing his hobby - beheading. Perfectly sane.
I’ve got to start chaining Nick up at night. And slip a few benzos into his nightly Coke.
He’s taken to staying up all night and trailing after me as I go out for my nightly frolic with the neighborhood felines. I’m sure some of you have heard us yowling as we celebrate witching hour.
We can be a noisy lot with our meowing, fighting, growling, spitting and rummaging through your trash for food or toys.
I’m not proud of it - the majority of us have homes and man-servants, but what of the feral cats and those felines who have been abandoned by their keepers forced to fight us for a few scraps of leftovers?
Drinking water is a real problem for them as well. I’ve seen some of them drinking the drips coming from exhaust pipes. It is so sad. Poor creatures.
They remind me very much of the GQP losers who have no home or father other than Trump.
Now they are noisy.
Tulsi Gabbard for instance. Now who would have ever thought she’d end up in the Trump Klan. TFG’s right hand man. I seriously thought she’d just become one of those poor women who you encounter on the street begging for money or offering herself hourly to anyone for anything. She’d carry a sign that read “Do anything to me for $10 hourly. I used to be important. Vote Trump.”
And then there’s “The Beheader”.
He’d carry a sign that read “Any living creature beheaded on the spot. I’ll pay you $200 per head, because I used to be a Kennedy and have a bit of money left after the family cut me off. But I get to keep the head.
“Got a dog or cat that’s pissing you off - give me a call. Same day service. The Trump brothers like slaughtering beautiful exotic animals. Me - I’m not picky. I once beheaded a neighbor’s child who wouldn’t behave.”
Perfect fit for a panicking DJT team.
“Those marauding cats don’t make one percent of the noise my victims make as they go under the hatchet.
“Our GQP policy? Nonexistent. We’d rather name call and insult than do any real work.”
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I have to admit Tom, lately I’ve been asking my cats to yowl and give me a good swat to wake me up from what I thought was a very bad dream. It was bad enough when it was just the orange felon and couch boy. But now a head chopper with a brain worm and Putin’s most useful idiot have joined them. And they are running for president !! And the race is close!! It has to be a bad dream. There can’t be that many people who support them to make this a close race. Can there?? It must be a bad dream. I think my cats are lining up for that swat again. They do feel bad for me.