Hundreds of loose Adderall and Xanax pills found in boxes of recovered confidential documents
"Those pills are mine and I want them back." - DJT
It appears that DJT is attempting to clean up some of his ‘whoopsies’.
Archive officials who have been dealing with the classified docs slowly being returned from the Trump bunch, have reported ‘countless numbers’ of what appear to be Adderall, Xanax and various other benzos squirrelled away in the boxes.
“We were shocked at first, but after considering where this material has been and how many moves it has gone thru, it all made sense.
“Apparently DJT in one of his extremely few lucid moments took the time to Sharpie us a letter. Written on stationary poorly passing itself off as being sent from “THE ORAFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNTIED SNAKES OF AMEKICA”.
The missive demanded the immediate return of the pills, calling it ‘medication the President needs to function’. It went on to say that we could keep the documents as they had already been copied and have been sent to ‘interested parties worldwide’.
“You can keep the docs as I have no further used for them and they are causing me nothing but problems. I still have this whole Georgia thing to squash. I’ve got an election to deal with.
“I trust that if I return these documents that you will leave me the fuck alone. Or - perhaps you could postpone any further investigations until after I am elected in 2024. That would be a real favour which would not be forgotten when it comes time to expand and load up a new SCOTUS.
Note From Tom - Ivana should be exhumed.
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