I asked a MAGAt, "Aren't you worried when you say stuff like that?"
Answer - nobody with an ounce of sense takes us seriously
Hi - I’m back - I took yesterday off.
I worked on Sunday- I like to piss off the right wing, especially the evangelicals and pseudo “christians”.
Today let’s chat about the sewage that spews from the mouths of Spanky’s minions.
When I hear some of the things being said by GQPers I am blown away. I’m just a cat but WTAF? What kind of a ‘human being’ spews this clap trap?
More to the point - what kind of person actually believes and spreads this shit. They are the real problem.
So, in the name of research, I sought out some of these deplorables. A dangerous task I realized.
I’m just a cat and these ‘people’ have injured and maimed a multitude of human beings over the past few years. Remember Charlottesville? Do you think they’d balk at the idea of torturing or murdering a cat? Maybe even set me on fire?
Worse yet - force me to listen to and watch a clip some of “Spanky’s hit performances” in an attempt to indoctrinate me.
Anyway, I found a group of what appeared to be unarmed MAGAts smoking and drinking outside a 7-11, killing time before their Klan meeting.
I very cautiously approached them. After I had dodged a barrage of rocks, cans and empty liquor bottles, and was within speaking distance, I asked a guy who appeared to be semi-sober how the hell they get away with spewing such obvious fabrications, lies, half-truths and sheer nonsense. Most of it libelous.
The answer came back - no one with half a brain believes the crap we spiel.
“We don’t believe most of it ourselves. The objective is to get people to think that it may be true. Then they spread it. Our people are not the brightest people, as you’ve probably noticed. We are quite aware of their idiocy. Remember Pizzagate? Not an IQ above 70 in the bunch. Just the way we like it. Our target audience.”
I inquired about the The Big Lie.
“The Big Lie - just a shot in the dark that took hold. Why not?”