After her hilarious set on the comedy show, “Jan 6 Committee” (now airing on the rapidly sinking Netflix streaming service), serial adulterer Marjorie Taylor Greene sat down with us and chatted about her many affairs and her appearance before the committee.
How does your family feel about your participation in the January 6th uprising?
“Family? You know, I can’t recall being married. I can’t recall a wedding. I can’t recall ever knowing a person named Perry. I do recall a ring I pawned because my paycheck was taken to pay fines. I did pawn a diamond ring of some sort so I could buy some meth and gas for Matt’s car, but marriage - nope.”
What about your children?
“Kids? I can’t recall. Oh God, I hope not. Can you imagine? With my carefree single lifestyle. A swinging gal in DC? No man would want me.”
You have three adult children. There’s an official government photo.
“Fake news.”
What about Matt Gaetz?
“Matt’s a dear, dear friend who I spent a wild summer with. We travelled around the country doing Trump Cocaine and yelling like Kimberly and Junior. And running away from the press and protesters - that proves we’re popular. Hey - wait a minute - didn’t you chase me in Pig’s Snout, Arkansas last summer? I can’t recall.”
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