“So I didn’t do something that I was told to do. Melania is always telling me to do things that I don’t do. ‘Faster. Harder. Touch my kidneys. Kiss me’.
“I don’t obey her, do you really think that I would obey these all these peasants telling me to give them MY boxes. Forget about it. They want a court battle, they got one - if I can find a lawyer. Those are my boxes. I decreed it with my brain. My big beautiful brain.
“By the way cat, do you happen to know of any lawyers looking for a gig.”
I was chatting with former president and current ‘GOP Felon Of The Week’ Donald J Trump, when he jumped up and showed me one of the boxes of documents.
I did not look. I shut my eyes and hissed and growled.
I do not want to be dragged into any of his shit. I am uncomfortable just writing about it. Seems that anyone in Trump’s circle ends up getting involved with some nefarious shit.
Apparently he has been showing USA military secrets to any and all that will sit still long enough and are willing to be dragged into this mess. He thinks it makes him look important.
I do not want to get subpoenaed. Trump would love that. To have a cat testifying in a court of law. It would help with the circus image that usually accompanies Trump’s public escapades.
Seems that anyone who happens to be in his orbit is getting involved. Would love to see Junior Trump, cocaine cowboy, dragged into this shit show. And bring his pseudo-wife. Man, she gets harder to look at with each passing day. WTAF is it with the Trump women?
I asked him what he intends to do if things don’t go his way in any or all of the current shit storms he is going thru now.
“Well, I’ve been toying with the idea of offering anger classes. I’m good at it and I think a lot of Americans could benefit with some scream therapy after seven years of seeing me yelling on TV and in person at my rallys. I think it could be a real money maker.
“But seriously cat, you know a lot of people. You talk to a lot of people. Do you know any lawyers? I’m getting a little desperate.
“My last lawyer told me that I might have to go to legal aid to find a lawyer willing to take me on as a client.”
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