I had a dream last night - Trump had to be dug out of a bunker he was hiding in at Bedminster - just like his hero Saddam Hussein
A cat's dreams alway come true
I had the strangest, most wonderful dream while taking a quick four hour nap this afternoon.
The DOJ had finally completed their investigation and had issued an arrest warrant for Donald Trump only to discover that he had fled and had taken to the mattresses.
A thorough investigation revealed that he had last been seen at one of his golf courses and there was no indication that he had left the country.
Vladimir Putin assured the investigators that he was not in Russia. Other tin-pot dictators said the same.
An 8 year-old illegal immigrant employee of the golf course at Bedminster G & CC led the police to a bunker on the 13th hole and explained, in Lithuanian, that he had been instructed by Steve Bannon and a man smelling of liquor to dig a hiding place on January 6th, 2021.
“They paid me $10. Our family ate well that month.”
It was about then that I was woken by the whir of an electric can-opener.
Can’t wait for my next nap. I hope the dream continues with the trial.
Note - cat dreams always come true. One of our many gifts.
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