"I never knew they scanned luggage for explosives and stuff. They should warn a guy."
"The 'shoe bomber' was an amateur compared to me," says man attempting to take his bomb on a Florida vacation and pilgrimage to hear DeSantis speak
If you study his mug shot you can see it clearly in his eyes. MAGAt. Trump fluffer. Amphetamine addict.
“I never knew they scanned checked luggage,” said Marc Muffley as police dragged him from his home to jail.
“I was going on vacation to Florida to listen to DeSantis give orders and like to have my bomb making stuff when I travel - because you never know.”
Shortly after checking in for his flight Marc was paged over the airport PA and evidently never responded. He had fled.
Mainstream media did not give this story much air but Nick and I thought it kinda reminded us of “Ted Cruz and the Short Mexican Vacation” - the children’s book now banned and being burned at community church BBQ’s throughout the states of Texas and Florida.
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