I perused the TFG version of the Holy Bible being used to fundraise for Trump so you don't have to
Full of ads
So TFG is so desperate for cash he is flogging copies of his special Bible as well as his golden sneakers - both made in China no doubt.
I perused it and I have to admit that it is an eye-opener into the syphilitic mind of DJT. And judging by the level of English, this latest blasphemy comes from Guangdong province in China.
Nick has read the real Bible many times and glanced thru this newly published King Donald version.
He was shaking uncontrollably, cursing a blue streak. I had to slip a half dozen or so benzos into his coffee - which seemed a little contraindicative to me - but he did settle down and I led him to his sleeping corner, I’ve taken over his king-size bed.
I always thought that the Holy Bible was against adultery - the Trump version not only approves of it, but condones it and offers a pictorial of women available for sexual purposes - no questions asked - at the rock bottom price of $1000 for half an hour. I am guessing that most MAGAt men would be finished by the time they got their pants off. From what I hear very few MAGAt males wear underwear - they find it too expensive and unnecessary.
I have never seen a Bible with so many ads pleading for donations to the ‘Trump campaign and monetary penalty and fine fund’.
Not to miss a paying audience, the Trump team is about to print and release a Satanic Bible - which I hear via the grapevine is not substantially different from his “White People Only” version of the Holy Bible.
May he and his team of demons rot in hell.
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