Eric Trump was whining to me after testifying in the current Trump trial du jour.
“You know Tom, despite attending prestigious business schools. my brother and me knew nothing about accounting and money. We skipped most of those classes and paid some guys to take the exams, otherwise we wouldn’t have graduated.
“Dad told us that was how he managed to get thru when he attended Wharton. He always told us not to worry, that there would always be Jewish accountants looking for work.
“I wasn't allowed to have anything to do with money at Trump Organization. My major responsibility was cement. Dad did let me run a charity for cancer kids - once. But that didn’t end well. After that dad gave me the cement job.
“And Junior spent his time at Wharton partying and chasing co-eds. I don’t think he ever attended a single class. He spent most of his time at the campus medical clinic. He went to one class but the prof threw him out because he was pissed and high. He paid people to take exams for him.
“So we really were not equipped to handle money, but dad told us not to worry and that he was very creative when it came to accounting.
“And as far as Vanky goes - she attended some woman’s fashion college, they didn’t teach accounting.”
I asked Ivanka if she was knowledgeable on the subject of GAAP (Generally Accepted Accounting Principles).
She replied, “Of course I am, the Gap is where poor people buy their clothes.”
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