I wish this f***ing election was done and dusted

Nick is losing his grip on reality

I am so tired of muting the TV.

For a bit every time Trump the lump appears on TV I’d have to rush and mute it.

But that has stopped working, even a silent Trump raises his rage level to the point of Nick tossing furniture around the place as he spiels swear words that he invented.

I have never heard some of the words he has concocted. Polysyllabic profanities composed of multiple profanities.

So instead of muting the TV, I changed the channels.

I discovered something titled “Geek Girl”.

It is now the only thing he watches. All day, every day.

I wasn’t sure about it, but it is a charming story without profanity and gratuitous sex. I was not aware they made movies like this anymore. I watched it myself almost two times. We cats have short attention spans.

But now it is the only thing Nick watches - all day and night. He has calmed down - better than the Xanax and Valium I’ve been slipping into his food and coffee.

He’s a little screwed up and forgetful - he’s feeding me four to five times a day. I’m not complaining, but my cute belly is dragging on the ground. My tummy is slowly becoming bald, and the neighborhood ferals find it funny as hell.

They are now calling me “Baldy”. Small price to pay to keep Nick glued to a cute mini-series.

The atmosphere in our house is much more pleasant sans Trump.

I recommend it for any cat that has a two-leg who hates Trump.

Just don’t forget to force them out to vote for Kamala.

#Kamala for President!

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